Real Human Person

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
xivanhnee
toastpotent

honestly can we talk about that scene in death note where L sends out a death row criminal to impersonate him on live TV, and Light responds by killing him and going “haha, i just killed your smartest detective, police!”, only for the real L to come on air and be like “hi yeah that wasn’t me….. that was a no-name criminal that you couldn’t have heard about in the news….. also this isn’t actually an international broadcast it’s only in the kanto region in japan…. so you must live there…. also now i know that you need a face and name to kill somebody… so you can’t kill me……. k bye” absolutely legendary. what a goddamn moment

okay but no irony at all when I say that this shit was actually quite excellent and blew my gd mind when I was like 13 or whatever
beachgothbb
politropos

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

existential-celestial

and ashbery said “accept yourself as numerous”

soracities

and when mahmoud darwish said “I am besieged by contradiction” and when lewis carroll said “I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then”